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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word Repost"
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"Woman equalities."
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"Your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge: You may *benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps* The defense rests"
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"r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump. I keep seeing the same shit over and over again."