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Joke of the Day
"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."
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"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
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"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
"You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you."
"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"
"Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo."