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Joke of the Day
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
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"HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid."
"What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy? ""There's no such thing as negative energy"""
"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"
"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"