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Joke of the Day

"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"[Halloween] Lady: what are you this this year? Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm. Lady: *faints*"

"Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning."

"When God Handed out Chins... You Thought He Said Gins, And Asked For A Double."

"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."

"I heard going on the internet gives you dementia. Who are you?"

"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"

"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."