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Joke of the Day

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"

"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"

"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."

"A quick joke that my friend thought up over dinner Why do sailors marry busty women? To forever see the seven C's"

"Yo moma is so fat I can see everything behind her"

"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"

"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""

"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."

"Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger."