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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
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"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."
"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."
"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"San Andreas is just like Godzilla only Godzilla is invisible"
"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."
"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."