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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive!"
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"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."
"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."
"AC Jokes We're not a fan."
"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"
"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."
"Ok, but like, how married are you?"
"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"