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Joke of the Day

"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"

"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."

"Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block? He had a fear of eights"

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."

"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."

"What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead."

"I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake."

"Scientology: The study of scientol."