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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
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"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"Doctor: How did you get all those bruises? Me: Rough sex Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop Me: Talk to your nurse about that"
"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"
"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."
"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me ""Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"" So I bought her nothing."
"What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game? Mein Kraft"
"Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him."
"Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies."
"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"