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Joke of the Day

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""

"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""

"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."

"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."

"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."