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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between today's most sophisticated encryption that can still be cracked and the still uncracked ciphers of the Zodiac Killer? Ted Cruz"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."

"Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, ""Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."""

"scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."

"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"

"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"