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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, he's to short to be an essay"

"There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them."

"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"My girlfriend and I used to like to pretend she was Khaleesi and I was Drogo Until she called me ""Crack of her Moon"""

"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"

"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."