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Joke of the Day

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."

"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."

"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"What do old people smell like? Depends."

"Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital."

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"

"Whats the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker stops fucking you when your dead."