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Joke of the Day

"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it."

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."

"You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet."

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison."

"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"Welcome to twitter, where nobody uses their right to remain silent."

"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."