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Joke of the Day

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"

"I'm optimistic. My life is only half full of shit."

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"You know what I hate most about N.D.A.s?"

"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."

"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."

"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"

"if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer"

"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."