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Joke of the Day

"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."

"Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand She'll love it"

"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"

"What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack? The lumberjack has a job."

"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."

"I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon."

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"