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Joke of the Day
"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"
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"Wife: The zoo called Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?"
"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."
"I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme"
"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."
"This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper..."
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"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"