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Joke of the Day
"Top two sprees: 2) killing; 1) shopping"
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"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."
"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."
"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."
"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""
"I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car."
"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."
"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"