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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."

"[guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff."

"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""

"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""

"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction."

"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"