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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."

"What did the square say to the triangle? You're outta line!"

"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? Two pirates."

"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""

"Why do sailors use liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up when they drop it."

"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."