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Joke of the Day

"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"

"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"

"If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,..... Can a hooker get laid off?"

"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."

"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"

"Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station? The police were left with nothing to go on."