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Joke of the Day

"What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)"

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""

"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."

"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"

"Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel? He said ""I wanna two sheet onna the bed""."

"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"