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Joke of the Day

"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""

"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."

"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"

"*closes twitter* *opens up instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes instagram* *opens up twitter*"

"Sex with three people is called a threesome, and two people is a twosome Now I know why everyone calls you handsome"

"My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it."

"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."

"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."