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Joke of the Day

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."

"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""

"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."

"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."

"Ooh. Remove card RAPIDLY, not RABIDLY. I think I owe the lady at pump 2 an apology."

"I love Christmas lights! ... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!"

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."