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Joke of the Day
"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."
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"How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook? With his EyePhone"
"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""
"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"
"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"
"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"
"*texts god* Me: yo, can we add ""being a grammar nazi"" to the list of sins? Their annoying. God: *they're"
"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."