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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"
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"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"I think my grandmother has been spying on me in my bedroom. She told me I have a lot of spunk!"
"Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way."
"Looks like someone is stealing our jokes from r/jokes I was sent this by my roomate, http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless What shall we do reddit?"
"Assert your dominance by crossing out your coworkers name on their food and put your own. Then eat it in front of them."
"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!"
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"