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Joke of the Day

"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."

"Q: What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? A: Both crews were marooned."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."

"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."

"TRAVEL TIP: When you are alone in a hotel room with two beds, that means one bed is for eating on and one bed is for sleeping on."

"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."

"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"

"Do fish get thirsty?"

"I remember when my dad was a drinker I also remember when he was a alive."

"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."