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Joke of the Day

"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."

"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"

"How heavy is a photon? I don't know, but it's probably light-weight"

"Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?"

"I rated that girl a 10 on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic."

"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"I was dating a midget but it didn't work out. My parents and friends looked down on her. Bonus: It was a short relationship."

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANAAAAA"