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"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
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"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night When I thought.. ""Hang on a fuckin' minute"""
"Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C"
"A motorist ran into a shop. ""Do you own a black and white cat?"" he asked. ""No"" replied the manager. ""Oh dear"" said the motorist ""I must have run over a nun."""
"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."
"A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!"
"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !"