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Joke of the Day

"If you are willing to jump off a bridge, because your wife cheated on you... ...just remember it is a pair of horns, and not a pair of wings."

"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."

"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""

"How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking? Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time."

"Wife: ""Do you think of me when you're away darling?"" Husband: ""Yes honey I always bare you in mind."""

"We need to get into the fertilizer industry... I hear business is booming."

"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."

"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."

"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."