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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."

"What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male"

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."

"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""

"$10 COMPLAINT A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"

"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"

"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."

"Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?"