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Joke of the Day

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"

"I just won $1,000,000, and I've decided to give a quarter to charity. Now I have $999,999.75."

"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"why did the chicken cross the road it didn't."

"Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever."

"religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious"

"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"