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Joke of the Day
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee"
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"
"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"
"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."
"The doctor comes to a patient Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer. Patient: That's fine, atleast i don't have cancer."
"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"
"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"