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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either."

"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"

"I feel like the length of my twitter name is juuuuuust wedging me out of many MANY #FF tweets #delusional"

"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""

"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."

"What cheese is not yours? Not your cheese...."

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"

"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."

"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."

"What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!"