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Joke of the Day
"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"
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"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"
"There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man."
"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"
"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"
"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"
"- I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!"
"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."