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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"

"Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown."

"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"

"Can you believe Five Guys is a hamburger place and not an orgy store?! I'm too under dressed and overlubed to eat a hamburger now."

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"

"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono."

"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"

"What do you call an angry German? A sauerkraut"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"