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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"
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"I once knocked out a Champion Boxer... I'm still banned from Crufts."
"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"
"""I'm great in bed"" ~ breakfast"
"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."
"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"
"Your mother is such a whore... Groupon is sending me discount rates."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"
"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"