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Joke of the Day

"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."

"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."

"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."

"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"

"Whats Hitlers least favourite pokemon? Pikajew!"

"What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus."

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "

"me and grandma are eating bread pudding and watching murder mysteries, she says what's up"

"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."