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Joke of the Day
"Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump"
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"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"
"iOS 8 fail."
"What did the man with the world's largest penis have for breakfast? I had a bowl of Corn Flakes and some buttered wheat toast."
"How does a West Virginia husband tell if his wife is on the rag? (NSFW) He sucks his son's dick to see if it tastes like shit."
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom"
"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""
"""Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold."" - Bane"