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Joke of the Day

"Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."

"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."

"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"

"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"

"What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"

"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"