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Joke of the Day

"""Hello, Time Warner? I need to speak with someone about setting up local Gotham cable in a secret prison. Yes, I'll hold."" - Bane"

"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."

"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."

"What does a Jewish barista do? He brews!"

"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"

"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful."

"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."