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Joke of the Day

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

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"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""
"CROSS THE ROAD... MONKEY Q: Why did the monkey cross the road? A: So he could get spanked."
"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."
"I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real."
"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"
"So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl"
"BRAAAAIDS -zombie sleepover"
"Wife asked me to fix a plug for her this morning... I refused."
"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"