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Joke of the Day

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

"Why did God make four cheeks on the human body? He made an ass of the first two."

"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."

"Why can't the train lady have a baby? Because she's miss carriaged.^(is it morbid?)"

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."

"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"

"What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men? A pastryarchy."

"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."