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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? UCLA"
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"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands!"
"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."
"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."
"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, ""Pssh, I can do that."""
"We don't need a girlfriend... Our assignments irritates us everyday... that's enough!!"