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Joke of the Day

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but... *blows gently on a baby duck*"

"Why did Mickey get hit but Donald didn't Because Donald Duck."

"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."

"""Look slightly worried."" - picture advice from The Singer/Songwriter's Handbook"

"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."

"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""