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Joke of the Day

"If someone doesn't respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don't love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly."

"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."

"What's an astronaut's favorite dessert? Terra-miss-u"

"Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer."

"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."

"I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it."

"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."

"My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them."