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Joke of the Day

"Do you hear about the 2 Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."

"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"

"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"

"Two elephants were standing in the shower. One elephant said to the other ""pass the soap"" the other elephant said ""there's no soap radio"""

"How do you piss off winnie the pooh? Stick 2 fingers in his honey."

"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."