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Joke of the Day

"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."

"I tried to play counter strike the other day It felt like a France simulator, I kept getting shot by terrorists"

"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."

"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."

"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."

"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"

"My gf could be a an NFL running back she will *not* go down."

"How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? ""A few months ago"

"I went to Africa to help with the Ebola crisis. When I left, my mentor said thanks and told me that all of Africa was behind me. I instinctively reached for my wallet."