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Joke of the Day

"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."

"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."

"I have a problem with taking things literally. My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'."

"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."

"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."

"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"