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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
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"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."
"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""
"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"
"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"
"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"
"""I got it! Let's have a princess trapped by a gorilla who throws barrels at a plumber! Wow these drugs are great!"" - Donkey Kong creators"