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Joke of the Day
"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."
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"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."
"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"
"Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad"
"Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand."
"Why is Monica Lewinsky so poor Because she's always blowing bills"
"Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
"What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather"
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."