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Joke of the Day
"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."
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"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""
"What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair...... ....finding it between your teeth."
"Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know."
"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago."
"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."
"Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends"
"Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed. Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband. Me: And your point is...?"
"What does a South Korean call their lover? Their Seoul Mate."