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Joke of the Day
"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
Next Joke
"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"
"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""
"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."
"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"
"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"
"My Dad told me ""always fight fire with fire""... And that's why he's no longer a fireman."
"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."
"What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish"