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Joke of the Day

"What does a prostitute and a book have in common? For five dollars you can get one with crabs in it."

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"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
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"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
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