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Joke of the Day

"Rave culture: A professor rushes two of his students to the maternity ward and says to the doctor... ""Brah! My pupils are super dilated right now!"""

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"[Girlfriend looks at me in disgust] ""Did u just propose using emojis?"" ... ""Technically its called a propoji, but yes"" [She's already gone]"

"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"What are the similarities between the sun and a bikini 1. They are both hot 2. They both look better when going down and 3. They both go down at night"

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut. racist jerk"

"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."